Christianity: An invisible and all-knowing friend of mine made our male ancestor out of dirt, and made our female ancestor out of his rib, but our ancestors were tempted by a snake which was actually an enemy of my invisible friend and they ate a forbidden apple, so now all of us go to burn forever after we die unless we believe that my friend’s son’s blood is on us and in us and that this son died and rose zombie-like from the dead and floated up to heaven and sent his ghost to live inside of us. He is coming soon!
Biblical Errancy list
